MudX--4-1-11.Diddy Said No

Aye, we planted the mended ShovelFlag in The Gloom and The Faithful gathered:

SixMike

Waco (FNG)

MaxiDeuce

JohnnyMost

McDeuce

Silence

Diddy

Mizer

TankMurdoch

Gris

The Rock

OBT

Thang:  A MudX with a little more (ahem) running in it.  We hit some LurkerShuffles and that is TBQ territory every time. 

NakedMan Moleskin:

1.       FNG:  Waco, a hardened Gamucci and QAG vet chose yesterday to emerge from The Gloom.  Kinda hard to call the man an FNG, but TankMurdoch needs to observe the rules, lest he receive a dozen pissy e-mails and texts from OBT about it.  The man runs a tight ship Brothers.  TClaps to Waco.

2.       Kotters:  MaxiDeuce  After a long and blessed absence from The Gloom, MaxiDeuce downloaded for the MudX and tormented The Faithful.  Isn’t there a virus out there we could slip this “guy”? 

3.       Today’s Chuck:  Some magicians can walk on water—Chuck Norris can swim through land.  Just  Chuckin . . .

4.       Today’s Goofy:  “I’m not a perfect soldier—but I’m pretty sure they’ll find my body with the bullet holes in my chest, not my back.” 

5.       Sweepertee:  The Clash:  Straight to Hell

6.       Restoring Old Glory:  As many of the Faithful have noted, the ShovelFlag has been sickly of late.  The male end has slowly been wilting and finally, well, it gave up the ghost.  TankMurdoch was trying to lean it against a light post somehow and it clearly was not an honorable way to treat the old warrior.  But, it seemed like the only option under the circumstances, until Diddy Said No.  He just wouldn’t have it.  The stalwart one—veteran of the QC and many late-afternoon Tsunami MudX’s with the Apostle himself—Diddy has high standards and a dually full of gnarly tools Dude.  He pulled out the maxi-tool (er…duct tape) and executed a hasty repair on the ShovelFlag.  He also gave TankMurdoch some guidance on a permanent repair (flanges, box wrenches and acetylene torches . . . or something) that TankMurdoch (a man of words Brothers, a man of words) immediately forgot.  Diddy’s words were wise, but they were like vapor in the sun to a man with soft hands, and no acetylene torch in his “workshop” or whatever Diddy was thinking Tank has back at the DreddShedd. 

7.       Useful:  Ole’ Tank (the WarDaddy again) was dragging his shark-jumped flesh bag up and down the hills in the Campos, doing what he could Brothers.  Truly, it wasn’t much more than HardDick and BubbleGum keeping the old man moving in the Gloom.  We got on the backside of the Lurker and Tank knew he was almost out of gas.  Maxi-Deuce (as he will Brothers, as he will) took that moment to appear and remind Tank that his sole utility in the Gloom was to press on.  “You don’t bring anything else to the party, you bastard,” Maxi growled.  True words, even from the mouth of a hologram.  Got to press on to be Useful.  Aye.