Saturday, April 2, 2011

Qrusade/AG--4-2-11.Tiny Dancer

Aye, we planted the ShovelFlag in the Gloom and the Faithful Gathered:

SixMike
Pascal
DoubleKnot (FNG)
Davy
TangoDelta
Moniteur
Waco
Witchita
Top Rope
Actung Baby
Fortenberry (FNG)
Zoot
Expo (FNG)
SuperDave
WarDaddy
The Bird
Lapin (need an e-mail!!)
MMOB
Dredd
Haywood
Senor Chips
RoboCop
Dark Warrior
Red Warrior (FNG)
Griswold
Tex (FNG)
The Cougar
The Rock
Manzarek
OBT
. . . and The Colonel (BHWTUP

                Thang: 

OBT has not yet Posted, so we don’t know what the heck he did out there but kill people. 
Dredd went old school:

1.       Warmup Lap
2.       Run to Harper Valley
3.       Pusherama
4.       Run to Senator Ramos’ Office
5.       The Mary
6.       Run to Young Lust
7.       Legorama

NakedMan Moleskin:

1.       FNG:

a)      DoubleKnot—more of a Kotter really, as DK is well known to the nation.  But a first-timer at the QAG.  TClaps.  Also, note—his Headlock came from another FNG (Fortenberry), so a Double-FNG, in a sense. 

b)      Fortenberry—Headlocked by Dredd (for about a year).  TClaps.  Aye.

c)       Expo—Headlocked by Dredd and a serious candidate for a WarDaddy, but today came in third.  TClaps.

d)      Red Warrior—Headlocked by DarkWarrior.  TClaps.

e)      Tex—Headlocked by his step-son, The Colonel (BHWTU)—note, Tex gave Charlie double-hockey sticks before we knocked Communism on its Six.  Thanks for your service Brother. 

2.       Kotters:  The Colonel (great work out west Brother);  OBT (another marathon—Hello!); TangoDelta (yes, these are new skips Brother. . . a month ago); WarDaddy (stop leaving town Elder).

3.       WarBaby:  The Rock—36.  Hate you.

4.       WarDaddy:  Tex—66.  Aye.  You’re an inspiration to the Faithful  Brother.

5.       Today’s Chuck:  Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

6.       Today’s Goofy:  I’ve cried a river for the hard things I’ve quit, but not a tear for the hard things I’ve seen through to the end.

7.       Bad Movie Recreations:  At one point Dredd looked over at MMOB, who had hoisted somebody on his back in the Legorama, and thought he was looking at Brad Pitt trucking Tom Skerrit around in The River Runs Through It.  You might want to get the doo reigned in a bit Brother.  Just observing . . .

8.       Speaking of MMOB:  He did NOT lock his dog in the trunk of the 92 Lexus this AM.  TClaps.  It only cost a quarter to call PETA.  Just warning . . .

9.       Strato-caster:  Honorable mention to Zoot for fighting through a QAG with his hand in a mini-cast—formed small so he can still play the mandolin solo on Tiny Dancer.  Aye.

10.   Workout Cardigan Redux:  Not to be outdone by Griswold, OBT broke out his own lime green Workout Cardigan, to the tepid applause of The Faithful.  Sorry Brother, but Gris stole your thunder with his Starsky imitation last week.  A classic. 

11.   Sweepertee:  The Bad Daddies’ cover of Tiny Dancer.  Just joshing, the Sweeper Boy did not Post this AM and did not provide Dredd with a Sweeper-Lock of the day.  Just bitchin’ . . .

12.   John Hinckley Award:  While it’s weird to stalk Jodie Foster (seriously, that’s odd), it’s weirder yet to stalk a wholesale mutual fund salesman like Davy.  Yet, that’s what Waco’s been doing apparently for at least five years.  At the Cofeeteria, Waco revealed far more knowledge than the prospectus provides, leading Davy to say, “wow, it’s like you’re strumming my face with your fingers/singing my life with your words.”  It was an ugly scene that Dredd was so eager to block out that he looked (voluntarily Brothers, voluntarily) at MMOB’s haircut again—it worked, but at what cost?  That’s how much it burned the eyes Brothers.  Aye.  

1 comment:

  1. Here's what my groups did ...

    Jog to Myers Park Football Stadium; jump fence.

    MustangWrecks:
    10 pullups (jumping or assisted to get to 10 if need be);
    Jog to 1/4 mark on track: 25 Merkins;
    Jog another 1/4 of track: 25 Carolina Drydocks;
    Jog to bleachers; up-and-down the length of the bleachers;
    Jog back to pullup bars; run once around track hard.

    Hop fence; jog back to ShovelFlag.

    The first group repeated this same thing; most folks got at least
    through the bleacher run of the third set.

    In the second group, I modified to reduce the reps by 20% each time
    (so 20 Merkins and Carolinas and 8 pullups on second set; would have
    been 15 and 6 if we'd gotten to a third set); we had less time on the
    back end, so most folks only got through their second set.

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