Gamucci/Ramos--3/16/11.The Alpharetta Time Warp

Aye, the ShovelFlag fluttered in the Breezy Gloom and the (non-spring breaking) Faithful Gathered:

SixMike

PBO

TangoDelta

Waco

The Bird

Mizer

Dredd

Smokin’ Joe

Cougar

The Rock

The Thang:

Run to Trophy Circle

A Full Dirty McDeuce (it burned like match heads)

Run to the BrickYard

Six Minutes of Mary (featuring StarBursts—a new burner, YesYes)

Run to the Shelter

Pusherama

Run to Senator Ramos Office

SEAL Situps

Carolina Lockdowns

No You Don’ts

PlankRoad

NakedMan Moleskins:

1.       FNG:   Not unknown to veterans of Qrusade/AG, MudX and The Grinder, TangoDelta made his first appearance on the Ramos Brothers.  As expected with TD, he left nothing in the Gloom and his hair was perfect when he left.  On the way off the Ramos he told Dredd, “I think you ought to post a roster of the Faithful’s real names (the “BC”) so we know who’s who by the nicknames.”  Two hours later he e-mailed Dredd “on second thought . . . “  A little anonymity Brother?  Aye.  TangoDelta, your secret is safe here.  What goes on in Gamucci stays in Gamucci, uhhh . . . except for me writing about it in detail, posting it on the internet and all.  TripleClaps to TangoDelta for the post this AM.  The first rule of the Gamucci is to tell everyone BTW.  Aye. 

2.       Kotters:  The Rock returns from Davos.  Hail Chief and TClaps. 

3.       Epstein’s Mother: 

a.       Zoot is suffering from a bad (broken, actually) back, having hoisted (in a fit of pride, un-tempered by, well observation I guess) Qrusader/Campos veteran El Esbelto on his back on the Campos during Backwards Day last Saturday.  Prescription, rest.  Heal fast Brother.  We miss you already. 

b.      OBT is DownRange with MOBT and the SOBTs (featuring OBT.2.0).  I forget where he told us he was going, but a reliable source has spotted him in Davos pumping his Prius full of $7 gas and telling everybody that global warming caused the tsunami.  Get it out of your system before you get back Brother. 

c.       Silence is cranking up the Dutch Oven for the Spring Season.  Apparently that sucker takes more gas to move than Zoot’s Gator.  Move fast Brother, the Faithful spotted some candidates out on the Ramos this AM. 

d.      DarkWarrior and Moniteur are in an undisclosed location preparing for Saturday’s Q/AG, watching the low production version of “How To Count” on Qrusade.TV.  Aye.  Don’t forget to say “halt” at the end.  Nuff said Brothers.    

e.      Hitman is in Phoenix trying to convince Grant Hill not to drive to Dearborne to kick Jalen Rose’s ass. 

“Uncle Tom?  Uncle Tom?  You remember my flat top Hitman?  Did Uncle Tom have a flat top?” 

“I remember Grant.  I don’t think Uncle Tom was a real person actually.  I think he was a character in a mid-nineteenth century novel decrying slavery.  It’s doubtful that he would have had a fictional flat top as electric clippers necessary for that kind of cut would not have been available.  Don’t take it so personally.” 

TripleClaps to Hitman.  Confuse him with facts.  Blessed are the Peacemakers Brother. 

f.        Quad Claps to SenorChips for reminding Dredd that Epstein used to pass fake excuse notes signed “Epstein’s Mother” to Mr. Kotter.  Good work Chips.  Where’s your dang note for today by the way?

4.       Emotional Wienke:  TClaps to TangoDelta for renaming what was once known as the “Workout In A Bag” to a “Weinke” in honor of the giant wristband of plays that Chris Weinke had to wear.  Not saying he wasn’t bright but one of them was “Quarterback Sneak”.  Seriously Dude, do you really need to write that down?  I mean, it’s like snap, go straight ahead.  Hitman, is there anything more to it than that?  When you get Grant simmered down, advise Brother. 

5.       Hello, It’s Called a Timer Brother:  PBO, who drives a 1978 Datsun B210, tried to stop the Gamucci so Cougar could turn off his dome light.  PBo, come on.  Get yourself out of that Alpharetta Time Warp you’re living in and buy a car made in this century.  Just advising . . .