Aye, the Faithful gathered in Gloom around the ShovelFlag:
SixMike
TangoDelta
74 (FNG!!)
GX (Apostle)
Johnny Most
McDeuce (The Legend)
Silence
DiddyBrixx
QIC
The Mizer
Rock
Dredd
OBT
The Thang: Ryno got a little crazy this AM Brothers. We did the (ahem) usual but he had us Lunge Walk up The Lurker. The Apostle was so confused that he ran halfway up ahead and went into a Lunge PoseDown. His dog was most certainly on the hill. He also brought back the legendary Rock of Ages. We didn’t miss it and we’re not glad it’s back, but it is A Must. All in all, a good ‘un. TripleClaps to the QIC, the Hardwalking Wizard of Warwick. Aye.
NakedMan Moleskin:
1. Tourney Fever:
a. Although they had no idea of the outcome of their respective teams, both Silence and Dredd were lively, uh, supporters of you know, whatever.
b. TangoDelta was out in full BobbyBowden Sportswear. His hair was perfect.
c. OBT yelled out weakly, “go Crimson”—dude, that’s not a real team, but yes we get it that they have a Dookie coach (ahem, that’s NOT a good thing Brother).
d. The Apostle invites all to the Taco Mac for lunch to celebrate UNC’s continued dominance. Uh….
2. Six in the Six: SixMike, continuing a resurgence that started late last December when he drunkenly declared to MMike, “As God is my witness, I’m going to be hungry again!” He’s lost 47 lbs to date and gave notice today to The Faithful that he’s really serious by sneaking (butterfly feet Brothers) up on Dredd, into his six, and then passed him (what!) on the Apocalypto. (“We released a Giant!”).
3. FNG: TClaps for 74 who comes to The Faithful through the good offices of TangoDelta who said, “this guy owns me on the Walter Stack, always has and always will.” OK TD, simmer down, but we’re glad you brought 74 out for some Pain in the Gloom Brother. Aye.
4. Portable Silence: OK, Silence had some (ahem) quotables this AM that go straight to the Moleskin:
i. “I might put a few of those tomatoes out in the light, or it might be too early.” Commenting elliptically on whether he intends to release his hostages from the basement of the farmhouse on his sister’s llama (pronounced with a Y Brothers) farm out on 74.
ii. “GX, as you know, I’ve spent my life studying CATS, and that ain’t the bus system Brother.” It is not entirely clear to The Moleskin what Silence meant here, but it seemed significant. Kind of a “what’s the frequency Kenneth?” moment for the Faithful. GX was both confused and gratified by Silence’s declaration—as we know, GX is a fan of small dogs.
5. The Boy Has Talent: In addition to his obvious physical skills (and perfect hair, you Bastard), TangoDelta is beginning to exhibit a certain flair for the skill that thusfar has been only and firmly within the meaty claw of the Apostle GX (and to a far lesser degree the viselike grip of TankMurdoch)—aye, the boy can slam a nickname. To wit,
“Hey Dredd,” TD told our weary chronicler on the way back to the ShovelFlag, “you should have seen OBT at the Grinder.
“Look, TD, OBT is a friend of mine and it makes me kind—“ Dredd responded haltingly.
“No, no, it’s a good thing. OBT did good. I thought he would cringe and beg DanielSan for mercy but he hung right in there behind me the whole way. I think you would have been proud.” TD said enthusiastically.
“Hey, that’s great. I’m always proud of OBT when he makes progress.” Dredd replied, the glow of human kindness pulsating around his Caesarian visage.
“He has a strong undercarriage Brother. Strong. I think we should rename him Fisher.” TD said, his face alight with enthusiasm.
Fisher. That’s pretty good. Fisher. OBT, the man of sturdy undercarriage. Aye Brothers. TripleClaps to TD for the nickname. It’s not as easy as it looks Brothers.
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