Qrusade/AG--3/5/11

The Faithful who gathered in The Gloom:

PBO
Fargo

Kit

Rook

Davy

Moniteur

Waco

Witchita

Russert (f/k/a Kennebunkport)

Zoot

SuperDave

WarDaddy

Antonio Table

Pfafftown

Spoons (aahhh, not loving this)

NortonBerry (partial appearance0

Bird

MMOB

Haywood

Senor Chips

DarkWarrior

Cougar (f/k/a Vincent)

Joey Gladstone

MANzarek

Warthog

RoboCop (FNG!)

**if Gladstone missed you, Advise Brother, Advise

The Thang:

                Two even groups—Zoot took one and Gladstone the other, and then we switched

               

                                Group Gladstone:

                                                Run to Low Track

                                                Jacob’s Ladder—the whole enchilada Brothers

                                                Quickie Randorama

                                                Run to the High Track

                                                Strings of Fire (3X)

                                                The Mary

                                                Plankorama (first group only)

                                                Pusherama

               

                                Group Zoot:

                                                Run to the Mustang

                                                Pullerama

                                                Pusherama

                                                **what else, help me Brothers

NakedMan Moleskin:

1.       FNG: 

a.       Davy brought RoboCop, who (at age 27) has apparently struck it large and retired.  Don’t hate.  TripleClaps for RoboCop.

b.      Gladstone brought Pfafftown who actually hit the Gamucci on Wednesday.  TripleClaps for Pfafftown.  You’re doing it the hard way Brother, but we expect nothing less from a leggy kid from outer Forsyth County.  Aye.

2.       Kotters:  Davy (like how he comes back with peeps—strong), Kit and Warthog—Welcome Back Brothers.    

3.       Worst Excuse Ever:  NortonBerry bailed out of the Gladstone Group to “go play tennis.”  Brother, not even Russert would break that out.  The unwritten rule of the Qrusade is no talking about Country Club Sports unless you’re drunk. 

4.       Running Sap:  Spring is in the air.  Even WarDaddy reported (ahem) stirrings.  Aye.

5.       Today’s Chilcott:   Zoot, inexplicably Brothers, turned out today wearing his full Pete Chilcott Warm-up Suit.  When queried, he said he was “celebrating The Game.”  Why celebrate another beatdown Brother?  Just asking . . .

6.       For The Record:  MMOB was NOT LIFO this AM.  He got there more or less on time and stayed more or less until the end.  Dubious TripleClaps to MMOB.

7.       TU:  In a wee bit of a shocker, the Colonel actually was TU this AM.