Gamucci/Ramos--3/30/11--Samson's Hair

Aye, we planted (kinda) the wounded ShovelFlag in the Gloom and The Faithful gathered:

SixMike

P-Bo

Fargo

Davy

TangoDelta

Moniteur

Waco

Zoot

SuperDave

Hitman

Pfafftown

74 (FNG!)

Bird

MMOB

Silence

RoboCop

DarkWarrior

Mizer

Gris

TankMurdoch

Eutaw

Voice of Harold

THE Cougar

Uncle Jessie (FNG!)

1.0

Thang:

1.       Run to Trophy Circle

2.       SideStraddleHops until Uncle Jessie dismounted his Prius

3.       Run to the Brickyard and then walk to the EndZone (too many PAX for the Brickyard)

4.       Dirty McDeuce (Aye, it burned)

5.       Run to Ramos’ Office

6.       Six Minutes of Mary

7.       Run to the BackForty

8.       Lunge Walk

9.       Run across the Garfunkel

10.   RobertPlants (5X)

11.   Run to Ramos’ Office

12.   Pusherama  

NakedMan Moleskins:

1.       FNGs:

a)      74, the kid from Shelby, not a stranger to Q-Nation, but a first timer to the Gamucci—Tclaps

b)      Uncle Jessie, formerly CNC’s most eligible bachelor and the man who gave the Hitman a place to plant his MonkeyFeet during the business day, and a D1 (football, Rutgers) joined the Faithful for the first time—Tclaps

2.       Kotters:  Robocop, Fargo and Eutaw—Welcome Back Brothers

3.       WarBaby:  Fargo—33 (hate you)

4.       WarDaddy:  TankMurdoch—47 (and looking every day of it—do NOT judge this book by its cover Brothers)

5.       Today’s Chuck:  If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.  If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

6.       Today’s Goofy:  There’s infinite excuses not to train today, so you’ll fine one if you look hard enough.  The trick is NOT looking. 

7.       Today’s Sweepertee:  Pearl Jam’s cover of Baba O’Reilly. 

8.       Uhhh . . . Dude!:  When called upon for the 12 count during the Nasty McDeuce, P-Bo (inexplicably Brothers) counted as fast as he could—he even skipped a number.  Uhhh . . . dude, the idea is to get a rest, you know. 

9.       Is It the Workout Cardigan?:  Gris could not state his Birth Control name, his Qrusade name or even his age.  He, just kinda sat there mumbling.  Is his Workout Cardigan like a Samson’s hair deal? 

10.   A Really Bad Bill Clinton Imitation:  For reasons known only to him, MMOB got a little teary-eyed trying to say his own Qrusade name.  he even bit his lip a little.  What the heck is that all about?