Tuesday, March 22, 2011

GONADS/2FT--3-22-11.Jazz Hands

The Gathering in The Gloom:

Affirmation Jones
BoyMarlo
J. Elmo Fagg
K-Slide
Mizer
MMOB
PBo


The Thang:

Brisket
  4.27 mi
  29:37 duration
  6:56 min/mi

Wiggler
  3.32 mi
  27:28 duration
  8:16 min/mi

The Moleskin:
1.     ScrodFox Lives: After a strong performance this past Saturday at the Swamp Fox race MMOB was back it this morning with the Faithful. Nice commitment, MMOB!
2.     Injury Report: About a half mile into the Brisket AJ pulled off to the side mentioning something about his calf. With great compassion and without breaking stride BoyMarlo, MMOB, J. Elmo Fagg and PBo observed that AJ had not lost a limb and was fully conscious which was the queue that it was OK to keep running and leave him totally in the dust. I suggest that AJ get “the stick” to cure his woes. AJ, let us know how you are doing.
3.     Jazz Hands and Safety Sashes: Once again, no Dr. JellyFinger sighting, but we were greeted with the CMS School Board Chair avec Safety Sash and matching goggles. Mizer was so excited to see him that he waved his white Isotoner/Mickey Mouse paws in a way that would make any high school cheerleader jealous.
4.     Take My Breath Away: Disturbing news here… Who would have thunk it that J. Elmo Fagg’s favorite part of Top Gun was the homoerotic volleyball rock video scene filmed on the beaches of Miramar, CA? It’s 26 years later and he is still disappointed/perplexed as to why Goose did not go shirtless like the rest of his Naval Aviator Class.
5.     Sub-7 Is Becoming Routine: BoyMarlo was heard lamenting the fact that today’s Brisket was rather pedestrian. He finished along with MMOB and J. Elmo Fagg at least 20 seconds ahead of the time mentioned above and he still wants more. There is always room for improvement.

Posted By:  PBO

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