Aye, the Faithful Gathered in the Gloom around the ShovelFlag:
The Bird
MickeyThomas
PBO
Kit
Santiago
Davy
Moniteur
Waco
The Wichita Kid
SuperDave
Antonio Table
The Bird
MMOB
Paschal
RoboCop
DarkWarrior
SnapFade
Smokin’ Joe
Cougar
Warthog
TankMurdoch
OBT.2.0
OBT.Beta
The Thang:
Two Groups: Group-PBo and Group-OwlBait
Group-OwlBait
-uhhh, this is hard to describe, but here goes . . .
-run to Ramos’ Office
-Randorama (featuring Jumping Lunges disguised as Squat Thrusts)
-Run to BackForty
-Randorama II (featuring Chop/Kick/Punch)
-Run to Field of Dreams (Randorama III on the way)
-Glory Daze (flashback to MMOB’s days as a leggy kid with a decent fastball)
Group-PBo
4 X Rings of Fire
Note: his workout in a bag was transcribed Bangalore-style by WayHarsh and the CurryCrew from BAML—thanks Brothers, time to post
NakedMan Moleskin:
1. I’m Learning to Fly/and I ain’t got Wings: as discussed Brothers, the best way to learn how to fly is just to take off with a TrustedFriend © in the right seat. OwlBait and PBo both got off the ground with no problem at all. TripleClaps for the their first time and a tear in the eye from Ol’ TankMurdoch. Aye.
2. Rushmore: There were portions of MMOB’s workout that were like a badly paced costume drama of his life—kind of like one of MaxFisher’s plays. “I always wanted to be in one your plays Fisher”.
3. Aye, the HitMan Doth Quiver: Both PBO and MMOB self-quivered, which is a great thing to behold. If you SmokeBoot yourself, you are probably bringing the heat for The Faithful. First time this has happened was a HitMan-led MackBrowner at the Campos and it was something to behold. “It burns, it burns . . . carry on.” Aye.
4. Kotters: Santiago and SnapFade. Welcome Back Brothers.
5. Excused Absence: The Rock is doing the Jean Claude Killey some place out west where the very rich gather. He posted up all week and slung it out on the Freedom Bird for the slopes. His last words to Tank Murdoch: “MRock ain’t the skier she thinks she is, and I’m gonna prove it to her most rickety tick.” Aye, we all need a goal Brother and one’s as good as the next.
6. Today’s Tom Sawyer: OBT was doing a little BRR recruiting Tom Sawyer-style at the Coffeeteria. Tank noted some semi-committers (Moniteur?) Aye.
7. Gear Report: TClaps to Warthog for breaking out the pre-distressed St. Albans Lacrosse hoodie. TankMurdoch noted that it qualified as an emotional prop from a John Irving novel and actually caught a grudging literary e-Spackler for the effort from OBT.Beta—he’s a professional Brothers (Ivy-league trained and all that), but he can and will note a lucky find by a blind-hog amateur. Just thanking . . .
8. Not All Worship the Sun: DarkWarrior was silent the entire workout. When queried, he responded (darkly): “The DarkWarrior fights in darkness and embraces Daylight Savings Time as the elixir of my dark countenance.” Not sure what that meant, but yes it frightened TankMurdoch almost as much as Silence’s refusal to put his Tomatoes in the Sun if they have not sufficiently pleased him. Just quaking . . .
9. Philo Beddoe MIA: OK, anybody see TangoDelta? Need the young blood to complete the Circle of Pain. Look for an old Silverado with a camper shell and an orangutan. Just describing. . .
10. The Secret Ingredient: Aye, the Colonel lurketh not from The Gloom. As he knows, The Faithful crave his chicken fortnightly. Just mis-quoting . . .
Goodnight Canada.
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