GONADS/SweetSix-3-24-11.MonkeyFeet

Aye, we planted the ShovelFlag in the Gloom and the Faithful gathered:

Moniteur

Hitman

MMOB

J. Elmo Fagg

Tugster

FamousShoes (FNG!!)

Thang:

CitySix:  6.43 miles

48:07 duration

7:28/mile

NakedMan Moleskin:

1.       FNG:  New to the GONADS, but well known to Qrusade Nation, FamousShoes makes his inaugural appearance and puts the SmokeBoots on the Faithful.  It burned.  Tclaps to FamousShoes.  Keep it coming Brother.

2.       Kotters:  Aye Tugster!  Welcome back Brother.

3.       Gear Report:  Yup, he finally went and did it.  Hitman donned (get it) the MonkeyFeet for the SweetSix and cut 7 minutes (yup, 7) off his last SweetSix.  Tclaps for the man with the world’s swankest Hyundai.

4.       Today’s Chuck:  Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards—just to see what second place looked like.

5.       Definition of IS:  Hitman denied being a HotYoga enthusiast because he only goes to 100 degrees, not 115.  Oh, sorry Hitman, I guess you’re just doing WarmYoga.

6.       AngrusSix:   A new feature on the BackBlast—the celebration of GONADSian who finishes second to Angrus.  Today’s AngrusSix is MMOB, the magical athlete who never trains, practices or does anything by the book and yet does everything well.  He hit the Thang in 47:12, well out of the gloom-draped myopic MansonLamps of Elmo Fagg. 

7.       FlatEarther:  As most of the Faithful know from his multiple Posts on the MojoWire, OBT has been laid up drunk in a Motel 6 in San Diego for last two weeks SpreadSheeting  and avoiding his mom.  Inexplicably, he has not yet grasped the time difference (uh, three hours Brother, three hours) and keeps remarking how it’s “throwing him off.”  That would be odd standing alone, but when viewed from the context of the fact that  OBT actually grew up in Pelosi-frisco and only came east so that he could watch movies his mom put off limits (basically, anything funny, sports-related or celebratory of individual achievement—Rudy being an obvious triple-threat loser) you’d think the fact that THE EARTH IS ROUND would be something on OBT’s radar.  Just saying . . .

Posted By:  J. Elmo Fagg