Thursday, March 3, 2011

GONADS--SweetSix.3-3-11

Aye, we planted the ShovelFlag in The Gloom and The Faithful gathered:  PBO, McDeuce, Angrus, Joey Gladstone, MMOB, DarkWarrior, Tugster, OBT and . . . The Colonel (BHWTU)

                The Thang:  (note, this is Joey Gladstone’s time—the Cream was way ahead)
                6.38 miles 
                49:57 duration 
                7:49 pace 
                1105 kCal
                171 abpm

                NakedMan Moleskin:

1.       Double AlGore Nightmare:  (and OBT did NOT care about all this excessive DeadDinasaur burning—see below for the reason why)

a.       Colonel/MMOB in separate minivans from The Saki Dispenser          

b.      Joey Gladstone/PBO in separate minivans from The Kingdom

2.       FNG:  Brothers, he’s already a member of the Faithful who gather for Qrusader/AG and The Gamucci.  Now, he’s completed the Third Leg of the Lunacy Triple Crown by making his first appearance with The GONADS—I give you:  DarkWarrior.  TripleClaps to DW.  Aye. 

3.       Slicker than Puppy Poo:  As if he wasn’t already fast as lightning, Angrus has now removed the last remaining resistance from his dome with a complete shave down—not a good omen for The Faithful.

4.       Subtly, he cut the last remaining tie:   OBT, recovering SquishBerry that he is, took an important step in The Gloom this AM when (while on one of his increasingly more frequent anti-tax rants) referred to what “his former friends on the left” do not seem to understand (emphasis added).  That’s right:  former friends.  A proud tear is rolling down the dusty face of Joey Gladstone as he writes this—even now.  Even now Brothers.  QuadrupleClaps for OBT and RIP to the Pelosians that are now in OBT’ Six, struggling to figuring out what happened.  

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