Aye, we planted the ShovelFlag at the Campos Front Door for a MudX and the Faithful Gathered:
SixMike
Zoot
JohnnyMost
DiddyBrixx
Mizer
Smoking Joe (FNG)
Dredd
The Rock
Thang:
Hmmmmmm, this one is hard. What the heck did we do out there for an hour? We ran over to the litter box and hit a bear crawl. We ran up and down those hills about five times. We went over to Fantasy Island and hit that Thang. We ran to the top of the pond and saw some PAX that would have gotten Silence agitated, but he was MIA. We ran up to the monkey bars and hit that. We did some MiniTool intervals and that hurt. We came back down and did the NatureMuseum hill. We did the monkey bars backwards a couple of times and then some FirstResponders across the litter box again. Oh yeah, then we went back and did the stands and gutters cuz the sun was coming up.
NakedMan Moleskin:
1. FNG: Smokin Joe snuck in out of the Gloom for an AlGore Nightmare and Tclapped in as an FNG to the MudX. Course, SJ is a vet of the QAG and Gamucci, so it’s kind of hard to think of him as an FNG, but nonetheless, nonetheless . . .
2. An Objection Belated: Mizer objected to OwlBait’s shabby half-stroked performance of the SheHateMe. Which is fine, which is fine. It’s accountability Brothers. As we have learned from The Apostle, short-stroking must be rooted out. YesYes. Only one problem: Mizer’s objection came roughly 72 hours after OwlBait’s transgression. When queried about the (ahem) time lapse, Mizer responded: “I’m not that good at saying things, you know, like contemporaneously with the activities that the things I’m saying are, you know, relevant to. Um, DST is good at that.” Huh?
3. Fallen Hero: When the Faithful returned to the Front Gate they found (aghast) the ShovelFlag in the DownDog. There appears to be a problem with the male end, that is beyond Dredd’s limited capability to repair. May need some assistance here Brothers.
4. Today’s Chuck: Blood faints at the site of Chuck Norris.
5. Brotherly Concern:
Several members of Qrusade/Nation have contacted Dredd offline with genuine concern about OBT’s (ahem) dubious bag of excuses of late. Last week, he claimed to have been taken hostage by Mexi-X and La Familia somewhere south of Homestead Florida. Suspiciously (with no explanation as to why the Latino Rottweiler Head let him go) OBT returned from this “close call” in the tropics even more dermo-translucent than usual, incapable of accounting for his progeny (OBT.2.0, yes a disgrace Brothers) and having lost the ability to count. Worrisome.
This week, OBT claims to be laid up drunk and sorry in a La Quinta in San Diego. Even though the town is crawling with members of the CNC Boutique Banking Community (ahem) (DarkWarrior has been see staggering around drunk in Coronado claiming he’s going to beat-him some “SEAL-Ass”), no one seems to have seen OBT, who keeps “just missing” everybody after hounding them to meet him with DM’s, SMS, Tweets and e-mails for hours. Worrisome.
Several Qrusaders have Posted possible scenarios to explain OBT’s disappearance, which run the gamut from fanciful to insulting (there’s rage out there Brothers, rage). It pains Dredd to have to acknowledge as most likely a scenario Posted by an anonymous Qrusader (could be anybody really) who believes that OBT is currently strapped to a FartBoard in the Llama-stinking (pronounced with a Y Brothers) fruit cellar of Sister of Silence—waiting, wondering and worrying: “what will become of me? Will Silence be sporting a mono-color dermo-translucent OBT-coat in the somewhat near future?“ Worrisome.
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