The Gathering in The Gloom:
Mizer
BoyMarlo
PBo
TankMurdoch
Slider
Affirmation Jones
The Thang:
Brisket
4.27 mi
29:00 duration*
6:47 min/mi
Wiggler
3.32 mi
27:30 duration
8:16 min/mi
The Moleskin:
1. Unexpected Gear Rip: The Faithful have grown accustomed to having their gear ripped on when it gets a little (ahem) weird. But rarely do the rips come from the honey dripping pie-hole of encouragement that is the mouth of Affirmation Jones. Today a departure, as AJones accused Mizer of donning the Isotoner Work-out Gloves. He pretty much was, but that’s not the point. It reminded the Faithful of the time AJones ripped Sweeper Boy for his semi-regular attendance at a very strenuous step aerobics class at the YWCA—it’s just out of character Brothers, that’s all.
2. Jelly Finger Olympics: AJones and BoyMarlo won the over/under on the spotting of CNC’s Most Unfriendly Internist. Ajones revealed his secret—the TBQ is a dead giveaway.
3. Stitches McGurn Training Tip: Ripping a page out of the training manual of the old pederast himself, PBo recommended to Mizer that he train for the Walter Stack SharkBait Mini-Tri by riding a mountain bike and then switching to a road bike for the actual race. “It’s,” counseled PBo, “the way Coach McGurn would have us get ready for the season, by swinging a weighted bat.” Good luck with that Mizer. We’d keep the Workout Isotoners at the ready if we were you.
4. Emotional Kathy Bates: We need to find a way to hobble BoyMarlo before he runs us into the dirt. Please shoot your ideas straight to PBo so he can wiki them for feasibility. The Boy is filthy fast. It’s a disgrace how far back he (and AJ this AM) left a fine American like TankMurdoch today. No respect at all for a former guitar hero now aging gracefully. Seriously, help.
*this was TankMurdoch’s time—Ajones and BoyMarlo were 45 seconds faster—yikes!
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