Aye, we planted the ShovelFlag in the Gloom and the Faithful gathered:
Bootlegger
Kit
Rook
Moniteur
Waco
Frankie Five Angels
Black Sperm
Antonio Table
Hitman
Brooks
74
BlackBird
MMOB
Senor Chips
Silence of the Silence
McNulty
Mizer
Commodore Griswold
The Cougar
McNugget (FNG)
Tryon (FNG)
The Rock
DST
Iron Mike
OBT
The Thang
Run to Trophy Court
Side Straddle Hops 101x (that’s right Brothers, 101)
Run to The Brickyard
Six Minutes of Mary
Run to End Zone
Plankorama
Run to Brickyard
Pusherama
Run to Ramos’ Office
Legorama
Jacob’s Ladder (all seven times Brothers)
NakedMan Moleskin:
1. WarDaddy: Black Sperm—49. Love you.
2. WarBaby: Iron Mike—28. Hate you. And it doesn’t matter that you are 29 tomorrow you bastard.
3. FNGs: The Cougar brought in McNugget and Tryon. TClaps and good job Brothers. Jumping into the Gamucci for the first time can be a wee bit difficult. You both did well.
4. Today’s Chuck: Chuck Norris’ foot is more accurate than a ruler.
5. Today’s Sweepertee: “Cinema Star” by Black Francis. He puts his love in every part, just not the kind you think.
6. Today’s Goofy: 99% of criticism arises from fear of change.
7. Make My Day: With seven minutes left, McNulty moved the Faithful to the bottom of Hamburger Hill. With that little time left, a full Jacob’s Ladder seemed unlikely. To be honest, McNulty wasn’t sure he had enough in the tank for a full JL. And then, out of the Ball of Man came an high-pitched anonymous voice with a challenging lilt: “go ahead make my day.” Well Brothers, that’s all it took to energize McNulty for the full Monty and up the HH we went to the number of perfection. We don’t know who Today’s Dirty Harry was, but we issue him TClaps nonetheless.
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