GONADS/SweetSix--6-30-11.Yahweh Style

Aye, we planted the ShovelFlag in the Gloom, and the Faithful gathered—with OBT still in Delco waiting for clear weather, McNulty posts:

PBo

Uptown Fred

Kit

BoyMarlo

Red Warrior

Pomfret

McDeuce

BlackSperm

Hitman

Dewey

Dredd

MMOB

Papillion

Dante (FNG)

Dark Warrior

Lil’ Mike (FNG)

The Thang:  The tried and true 6.4 miler City Six first mapped out by MMOB:  “Behold my City!!

NakedMan  Moleskin:

1.       WarDaddy:  Pomfret, 50 and feeling fine.

2.       WarBaby:  Dante—28, you bastard, you killed Kenny.

3.       FNGs:  Lil’ Mike and Dante.  They travel as a team.  T-Claps.

4.       PR:  RedWarrior again hit a personal record, dusting the Chase Group and giving BlackSperm a bad moment.  T-Claps to the Big Alabamian. 

5.       Vice Notes: 

a.       No prostitutes were seen lurking outside the Hilton. 

b.      McDeuce appeared to be sober.

6.       Today’s Chuck:  Chuck Norris is the only man that Maxi-Deuce will not look in the eye.

7.       Nameorama Delight:  Brothers, McNulty believes it was Cougar that first unilaterally altered the tried and true methodology of the Nameorama by announcing himself as THE Cougar.  Today, we got a new wrinkle when Hitman, Yahweh Style, said “I AM the Hitman . . . .”  T-Claps for the I AM.  No reason to be meek Brother.

8.       Shawshanking:  MMOB and Papillion joined us at the Saki Dispenser.  Papillion seemed pretty overjoyed have been let out of the trunk of the MMOB L-91, although he was kept on a short tether.  Baby steps Papillion.  Freedom doesn’t come in a day.

9.       A Favorite from the Pelosi No-See List:  McNulty, in a Dark/Red Warrior sandwich of pain in the last mile, was reminded of the movie “Warriors”, specifically the scene where the troglodyte bangs two beer bottles together and chants “Warriors Come Out and Play”.  Except for Pomfret and The Sperm, this drew blank looks from the rest of the Faithful.  McNulty specifically recalls whaleboating the old Impala down to the Danbury Uni-plex to watch that one on the big screen. 

a.       Red Warrior:  “uh, I think I remember my parents talking about that one”

b.      Dark Warrior:  “I never saw it, but has to be on OBT’s Mom’s Pelosi No-See List.”  True.

c.       Papillion:  “Woof!”