Aye, we planted the Emotional ShovelFlag in the Gloom and the Faithful gathered:
PBo
Uptown Fred
John Cantrell (FNG)
Dredd
Smiley
Thang: 12.23 miles (Ritchie Route) 1:40:31; 8:13/mile
NakedMan Moleskin:
1. FNG: TClaps for John Cantrell. Frequent Ironman champion (Clydesdale Division) and community stalwart. Aye.
2. That Explains It: After 11 miles of casual chatter and apparent painless prancing at a pace that (ahem) is a little brisk for Dredd, Smiley revealed that he just ran a 3:10 at Kiawa, thereby qualifying for Boston by a mile. Well OK then, not feeling so bad then. Aye.
3. Emotional Shart: OK, it’s one thing for Red Warrior to hard commit to the Richey and then yank his Justifier back out of the Circle of Pain cuz he stayed up all night hoping Dale Junior would start driving like Dale Senior. I mean we’re talking about a guy from Dothan who went to Alabama on a football scholarship that included all the boiled peanuts he could eat. Down with that. He is after all, RED Warrior. But what about OBT? Forget about the fact that he CALLED the workout! He’s the QIC for gosh sakes. Then, at midnight, he texts “NASCAR race running late, M-OBT getting squirrely, out.” What the heck? Are we really supposed to believe that Ivy League edumacated OBT loaded M-OBT into the Prius (avec “I HEART OBAMA” bumper sticker) and burned all that Dead Dinosaur to get to Cabarrus County for a NASCAR race? Not buying any of that. I think he slept in and gave the Faithful an Emotional Shart. Clean it up Brother. Just saying . . .
4. Today’s Chuck: Chuck Norris updates his DNA every five minutes.
5. Today’s Goofy: The body is a good slave but a bad master.
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